This woman on her bike with a tin bucket of pig insides came by the school this morning and made a sale! She was totally stoked at having sold most of her bucket and I was totally stoked to get a picture of it :o)

Soooo I'm in bed right now typing away as I listen to the wind howl through the windows and doors of the hotel. It's a pretty strong wind today. No rain yet but at least the wind has made it one of the best days ever- it isn't that hot or humid. Perhaps just about 85 or 90 deg. and a little less of that in humidity. We've been back at the hotel since a little after noon and Scott decided to cancel our afternoon session- here's why!
We are SICK!!! So this one is for the girls- you know who you are and that it goes in the poop chronicles. It all started when we arrived to Thanh Hoa. Scott, Le, Thomas and I were having a tough time pooping the first couple of days. Thomas, Le, and I finally had our turns at the pot but Scott went almost a week- day 4 no poop, day 5 no poop, day 6 no poop??? day 6.5 still no poop??? Meanwhile back at the ranch, Lam had come down with some kind of cold and was having a miserable time. Finally Scott was able to have his turn at the pot by the end of 7th night, whew! We thank the hotel for running out and getting him some kind of potatoes or roots of some kind that is said to help- it did! But now poor Scott was getting his turn at the cold! Thanks a lot LAM!! Then I got the runs!!! I finally said something and it turns out Thomas, Ly, and Le had the runs too- oh great! No wonder I was always having to ask for another roll of toilet paper before the day was over. So here we all are with the shits! Ly was better by this morning but Thomas was still running to/fro. I was handling it but thinking I better lay off the dragon fruit shakes I've been having with my lunch and dinner. I think we got a little careless on the water safety business OR our meals haven't been as 'sanitarily prepared' as we thought.
Whatever the case, by 10am this morning we were taking Ly to the hospital who had severe stomach pains, I had made 4 trips to the school's toilet and had taken 10 green tablets of who-knows-what that Thuy sent someone buy for me, Thomas was at the hotel standing near the toilet, Scott was trying to recover from his cold, and the other 2 were trippin on us and worried they would be sick again. I am soooooo glad I wasn't the one having the stomach pains because I was flipping out as it was, just taking Ly to the hospital!
Just imagine me with one vietnamese speaking driver and 4 deaf people, 2 who communicate more in VSL than anything else, one of them is Ly- and me without my freakin dictionary yelling bac si, di bac si, Ly om, om, dau bung, bac si!!! Thank goodness Scott has been teaching the hotel staff some ASL and I have been teaching them English here and there. The driver got it- so we thought but then he headed to the hotel- BAC SI!!!!!...oh-to pick up some random woman we had never seen before. So then we were on our way to see a doctor. Whoever that woman was, she did all the paying of the examinations and paperwork- whew! We went to some place in the middle of some businesses at first- yiiiikes! There were motorbikes parked inside and stairs to climb. Ly got an ultrasound and some blood drawn in the most unsanitary places ever! I was just FREAKED OUT! The guy doing the ultrasound didn't seem to know what he was doing and told her to roll off the table until they brought the paperwork showing she had paid. There were 3 jugs of water with a few cups for water- you just take a sip and put the cup back so others can use it. When Ly got her blood drawn the woman took the needle off of the syringe, tossed it into an open bottle that was being used as trash, then poured the blood into a tube, all of it exposed to the air and her hands. Ly was flipping out and said this was not what she knew in Hai Phong. After being there for a while we got back into the car and headed to another place- the hospital! TROI DAT OI!
At the hospital the man who saw Ly said she needed surgery right away- WHOA HELLLLOOO MY FREN!!! Ly jumped off the bed that had only a bamboo sheet-like cover and said she needed to go home or to the hotel and wasn't going to let anyone cut her open. OMG can somebody help us one time! This woman who was with us insisted that Ly stay in the hospital. How could we be sure they weren't going to cut her open? There was no communication going on between the doctor and us, just that one woman, the doctor, and a nurse were discussing what to do with her. It finally hit me- duh! I should call Huong!!! She'll help me or at least tell me what the heck is going on!! So after struggling with Lam to borrow his phone because he didn't think it was necessary to call her, I finally called. Huong spoke with the doctor for a bit and then the phones were disconnected :o( I tried calling back several times but the call wouldn't go through, ugh! The doctor asked me in English what my name was and what kind of people I was- I told him I was from the US and he didn't understand me. California! United States! USA??? AMERICA!!! ohhhh AMERICA he says! OMG where's Thomas when I need him to say "help-o moi" in his attempt to speak Spanish and French! -at least to make me laugh if nothing more :o/
I ran over to Le and asked to borrow her phone to see if I could get through to Huong- yessss! It worked! Huong said Ly's appendix might be infected and she might need surgery but they needed to run more tests. What kind of tests, I asked because the ultrasound and blood test at that funky place downtown didn't help much so I don't know what else they planned to do. Huong said it wasn't up to us, it was up to the doctor and Ly could die if it was her appendix. Yes I knew that but W-T-F, this doctor just wants to cut her open and check, I don't think so! Huong said we needed to convince Ly to stay just to be checked and make sure it wasn't her appendix. Then we needed to contact her parents and let them know if it was so they could come down and be with her....okie dokie then! So I had Le convince Ly that she would be ok and they just needed more testing to make sure she was ok. Alrighty then- everyone back into the car to go to another building that has hospital rooms and beds!
A nurse came with us this time and was just completely in awe at how FAT I WAS!!! (It wasn't like she was so thin herself either, for being Vietnamese anyway) I was in no mood to be rubbed on the belly and this woman was trying hard to do it! I caught her hand two separate times and said no no no! She did it anyway toward the end when I was watching the doctor check Ly. She just slipped past the door and rubbed my stomach- grrrr!!! Then later she took her umbrella and patted my behind while waiting for the elevator- W T F, I'm serious! (I've had my fill already of all the 'fat attention' and I expect it to happen less from professionals, grrr! But does it motivate me to lose weight? OFC not! There is too much to eat around here and I only have a month left, let's be real!). Anyway this hospital area was no different than some highrise apartment building in the US. People came in and out unsupervised with all sorts of items. When we pulled up to the front door we had to wait because someone was being taken off a bed and put into a taxi. On the way out I saw someone being take home on a motorbike with leg injures- I caught that one on film!
We made our way up several floors on a crowded elevator. Le and I covered our faces and signed that most of these people were sick and we were probably going to catch something- OMG!!!! We finally made it to the floor we needed to go to and went down a long hall- the view of from there was spectacular!!! I took some pictures then ran ahead to catch up to the gals and the nurse. There were rooms and rooms and rooms with at least 6 beds in each and with at least 2 people to a bed. The beds are just frames with a bamboo sheet-like cover. OMG! Ly flipped out when the nurse told her to go hop on the bed next to some old lady- so did I! The doctor came right away and Ly refused to get on the bed with the old lady. Everyone else just watched. There had to be at least 12-15 other people in there sharing beds, some with IVs, some with patches on their eyes, heads, etc. WOW!!!! I took a hall photo that was it because I didn't want to be intrusive but I was just shocked! Ly and Le said Hai Phong is nothing like this and they couldn't believe this was a medical facility- neither could I! The doctor finally convinced Ly to share a bed with a guy in the middle of the room. The guy was made to sit up so Ly could lay down and the doctor could examine her. All the other patients just watched us all wondering what was going on I'm sure- a fat malaysian looking woman, a white guy, and 3 deaf vietnamese once again!
So I'm not sure what all went down in the room after the nurse came by and rubbed my stomach because I got so upset I took off down the hall. The next thing I knew, Ly and Le were rushing away telling Scott, Lam, and I to hurry up and catch the elevator down to the bottom to go back to the hotel. We got stopped at the elevator by the nurse and this anonymous woman paying Ly's bills- Le argued with her a bit and then we hopped on the elevator. The nurse held it open (that's when she patted my rear with her umbrella) and wouldn't let the elevator go down. She was waiting for the woman to double check if we had permission to leave I guess. I kept hearing "khong this and khong that, khong, khong, khong" from the both of them but we left downstairs anyway. Ly said she was not going to stay and that her pain would pass if she could just get some rest at the hotel. So we finally got out of that building and made a run for the car only to discover Chung our driver had disappeared! FANTABULOUS! It's ok it was only in the upper 80s today so we were peachy. We waited a about 10min til he finally showed up. I hollered for him a few times and just got stared at by people sitting around. My group didn't hear me of course! Chung took us back to the hotel where we found Thomas sitting at the dining table alone with all of the food, hahaha.
Thomas had had his own adventures this morning! He had 6 visits, 2 were for cleaning the room and the other was this woman (we think she's the hotel owner but we don't know for sure) who came to check up on him over n over bringing him water, medicine (apparently the same kind I was given), and then making him go downstairs to eat. I guess Thuy called the hotel and told them they better not be buying food for our meals from the street vendors and better be going to the market because we were all sick. We think Ly had some bad milk this morning at breakfast but who knows. She is still in pain but she slept a good chunk and is up and around again. All I know is she better not die on my clock and in this room with me!! I told her if it's her appendix she can die! She isn't having anyone tell her what to do or how to do it so- here I am. Since I've been typing I've gone to the restroom 3 times. Those pills helped me for about 2hrs is all and all it did was stall what was coming anyway :o/
I packed oatmeal, peanut butter and malt-o-meal for this trip...looks like that's what I'm having for dinner!

The lobby of the first medical place we went to.

The main hospital building

The hallway leading to the hospital rooms with tons of patients- There's even 1 on the floor if you look closely past the girls.

This guy got released and was getting taken home by mo-to!
Labels: fat fat fat, food, hospital, real life, sick, Thanh Hoa